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FAQ's

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CAN I BRING MY PET? 

 

You better

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WHAT ABOUT MY

EMOTIONAL-SUPPORT PYTHON?

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As long as it doesn't

eat our other guests 

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IS THERE A PET FEE?

 

Pets stay free

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​ARE KIDS ALLOWED? 

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18 or older please,

unless you book out

the entire place

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HOW'S YOUR WIFI?

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We have EC Fiber's 

"Wicked Fast Internet"

boasting speeds of up to

1Gbps symmetrical

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I'M ACTUALLY A ROCKSTAR.

CAN MY ENTOURAGE 

CRASH IN MY SUITE

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We're only allowed

two people per suite, max. 

Fire Marshall's said.

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CAN I SMASH MY GUITAR

IN MY ROOM, THEN?​

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Only if you put it on TikTok

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DO YOUR TV'S

ALLOW

PERSONAL STREAMING?

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Yes.​

You can 

download and log onto

 your own apps.

Or just use our free

YouTube TV

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WHERE CAN I​

CHARGE MY EV?

 

Right across the street.

1x Tesla Plug 16kW

1x J-1722 9kW

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​CAN I SMOKE IN MY ROOM?

 

Can you cough up

a $250 fumigation fine?​​​

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DO YOU SERVE LIQUOR?

 

Not yet, so bring your own

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WHERE CAN I GET 420?

 

Sunday Drive Dispensary,

round the corner.

Ask for the Guest Discount​

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​SHOULD I SHOWER

BEFORE HOT YOGA?

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That sure would be nice

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​DO YOU HAVE LAUNDRY?

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We can usually arrange​

same-day service

with our awesome neighbor

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SHOULD I HOLD YOU

TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS?

 

Yes.

We wanna know about

the slightest darn thing

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​WHAT ARE YOUR 

PAYMENT AND CANCELLATION

POLICIES?

 

Click here

for the skinny

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